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Yes! Should I be saying this out loud for fear that robots will murder me? NO I SHOULD NOT! But…I am not good at promoting, and you know who is? My ol friend ChattyGPTizzle. Here’s what I asked, and here’s what I got. You know this post is gonna go so viral and our show is gonna be bigger than Babs at The Hollywood Bowl!/p>p>What I asked, and probably would have used because I’m just a dumb human:/p>p>Create an image post that I can use on Instagram to announce a live show Rigor Tortoise is having this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood. The show is at 8PM and it is the return of Greg Castle! Greg was abducted many years ago, and we’re so happy he escaped his captors, and the very first thing he wanted to do was an improv show. The show is $15, and includes food and drink from King’s Hawaiian. King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth as a very fat kid. I’d eat the whole tray, and guess what, I wouldn’t put it in the oven, I’d raw dog it. Oh, and make this like a teaser, you know? Cuz we still got a week, so I gotta post over and over again. Also, I don’t think there is a link. But, people can figure it out, right? It might be at the door? Okay, make this Instagram post! Also, it’s gotta go viral baby!/p>p>What I freakin got!/p>p>π IT’S ALIVE! π/p>p>Get ready for an EPIC night of laughs and surprises! Rigor Tortoise is BACK with an incredible live show this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood!/p>p>ποΈ Date: This Fridaybr /> π Time: 8 PMbr /> π Location: The Brickhouse Theater, North Hollywood/p>p>π₯ THE RETURN OF GREG CASTLE π₯/p>p>Yes, you read that right! Greg Castle is BACK! After being abducted years ago, he miraculously escaped his captors. And whatβs the first thing he wanted to do? An IMPROV SHOW with YOU! π/p>p>ποΈ Admission: $15br /> Includes delicious food and drink from Kingβs Hawaiian! π/p>p>Kingβs Hawaiian was a staple of my youth. I used to devour the entire tray raw β no oven needed! π/p>p>This is just a teaser, folks! Stay tuned for more updates as we count down to the big day. Spread the word, grab your friends, and letβs make this night unforgettable!/p>p>No link needed β you know where to find us!/p>p>π₯ #RigorTortoise #GregCastleReturns #LiveShow #ImprovComedy #KingsHawaiian #ComedyNight #NorthHollywoodEvents #ItsAlive/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-live/ relcategory tag>Justin Johnson Live/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/adam-karell/ reltag>adam karell/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/dustin-sterling/ reltag>dustin sterling/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/greg-castle/ reltag>greg castle/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/improv/ reltag>improv/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/monica-karell/ reltag>monica karell/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/north-hollywood/ reltag>north hollywood/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/rigor-tortoise/ reltag>rigor tortoise/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/the-brickhouse-theater/ reltag>the brickhouse theater/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2047 classpost-2047 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-bird tag-bread tag-gluten-free tag-gluten-intolerant tag-impression>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/07/03/minipressonation-gluten-intolerant-bird-impression/ relbookmark>Minipressonation: Gluten Intolerant Bird/a>/h2>div classpost-details> July 3/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>C’mon guys, leave these birds and their sensitive tummy’s alone! This is by far the most accurate impressonation I’ve ever done, a gluten-intolerant bird. The raw emotion I’m able to capture, it’s a true wonder I haven’t been cast in every season of Grey’s Anatomy./p>p>iframe titleMinipressonation: Gluten Intolerant Bird! #glutenfree #birds #funny #impersonation width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/z49oZFX4hYo?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>Also, should you choose, why not follow along on TikTok?br /> a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titleTikTok - Justin J. Johnson>https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/bird/ reltag>bird/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/bread/ reltag>bread/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/gluten-free/ reltag>gluten free/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/gluten-intolerant/ reltag>gluten intolerant/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impression/ reltag>impression/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2043 classpost-2043 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-live-shows tag-adam-karell tag-comedy tag-dustin-sterling tag-justin-johnson tag-live-improv tag-paul-natonek tag-rigor-tortoise tag-the-clubhouse>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/06/25/rigor-tortoise-live-improv-at-the-clubhouse-6-25-24-9pm/ relbookmark>Rigor Tortoise LIVE! Improv at The Clubhouse – 6-26-24 – 9PM/a>/h2>div classpost-details> June 25/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>Can you even believe it?! Rigor Tortoise is performing live again! Prepare yourself for the Wednesday evening you’ve only dreamt of! 9PM! June 26th! At The Clubhouse!/p>p>a titlehttps://theclubhouseimprov.com/ hrefhttps://theclubhouseimprov.com/ target_blank relnoopener>https://theclubhouseimprov.com//a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-live-shows/ relcategory tag>Justin Johnson Live Shows/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/adam-karell/ reltag>adam karell/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/comedy/ reltag>comedy/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/dustin-sterling/ reltag>dustin sterling/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/live-improv/ reltag>live improv/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/paul-natonek/ reltag>paul natonek/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/rigor-tortoise/ reltag>rigor tortoise/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/the-clubhouse/ reltag>the clubhouse/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2040 classpost-2040 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-4-way-stop tag-comedy tag-dummy tag-how-to-drive tag-humor tag-impersonation tag-improv tag-justin-johnson tag-los-angeles tag-rigor-tortoise>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/06/11/minipressonation-4-way-stop-dummy/ relbookmark>Minipressonation – 4-Way Stop Dummy/a>/h2>div classpost-details> June 11/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>EMERGENCY IMPRESSONATION! That’s right. Sometimes, when you’re the best in the world at impresssonations, the urge strikes, and you gotta do one! Right there, on the road. And this one is a doozy. You know the guy. The early 4-way stop guy. Yeah, well, here he is!/p>p>iframe titleMinipressonation: 4-Way Stop Dummy #comedy #impersonation #funny #weird width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/HkmfC36grHk?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>Follow along on Tik Tok: a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titlehttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow relnoopener target_blank>https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/4-way-stop/ reltag>4-way stop/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/comedy/ reltag>comedy/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/dummy/ reltag>dummy/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/how-to-drive/ reltag>how to drive/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/humor/ reltag>humor/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonation/ reltag>impersonation/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/improv/ reltag>improv/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/los-angeles/ reltag>los angeles/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/rigor-tortoise/ reltag>rigor tortoise/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2038 classpost-2038 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-cold tag-comedy tag-ice-cube-tray tag-icey tag-impersonation tag-justin-j-johnson tag-neglected tag-the-last-ice-cube>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/06/10/impressonations-the-last-ice-cube-in-an-ice-cube-tray/ relbookmark>Impressonations – The Last Ice Cube in an Ice Cube Tray/a>/h2>div classpost-details> June 10/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>You know that ice cube? The last one in your ice cube tray? Neglected…cold…ICEY! Well, take a seat and prepare to be transported directly into your freezer for an impressonation!/p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - The Last Ice Cube in an Ice Cube Tray width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/nEqfzdlmJFA?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>Follow the magic on TikTok!br /> a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titlehttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow>https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/cold/ reltag>cold/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/comedy/ reltag>comedy/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/ice-cube-tray/ reltag>ice cube tray/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/icey/ reltag>icey/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonation/ reltag>impersonation/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-j-johnson/ reltag>justin j. johnson/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/neglected/ reltag>neglected/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/the-last-ice-cube/ reltag>the last ice cube/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2035 classpost-2035 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-annoying-hair tag-comedy tag-hair-stuck-to-face tag-impressonations tag-justin-johnson tag-tiktok>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/06/04/impressonations-that-hair-that-is-stuck-to-your-face-that-you-cant-find-or-get-off/ relbookmark>Impressonations – That Hair That is Stuck to Your Face That You Can’t Find or Get Off/a>/h2>div classpost-details> June 4/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>You know that hair right? It’s on your face, you can feel it but you can’t, and you’re trying so hard to get it off of your face but it’s more elusive than a Yeti! Well, here’s a pretty uncanny impressonation of it./p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - That Hair That is Stuck to Your Face That You Can't Find or Get Off width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/1XnfLjpav1M?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titleFollow Along On TikTok relnoopener target_blank>Follow Along On TikTok/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/annoying-hair/ reltag>annoying hair/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/comedy/ reltag>comedy/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/hair-stuck-to-face/ reltag>hair stuck to face/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impressonations/ reltag>impressonations/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/tiktok/ reltag>tiktok/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2032 classpost-2032 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-impersonations tag-impressonations tag-justin-johnson tag-meg-thee-stallion tag-megan-thee-stallion>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/05/30/impressonations-record-producer-for-megan-thee-stallion/ relbookmark>Impressonations – Record Producer for Megan Thee Stallion/a>/h2>div classpost-details> May 30/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>There’s no doubt about the fact that Justin Johnson is the best in the world at impressonations. Watch how uncanny it is when he impressonates a record producer for the world famous powerhouse talent that is Megan Thee Stallion./p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - Record Producer for Megan Thee Stallion width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/vtAqxxTFqdw?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>Follow along on TikTok if you like. Who knows, maybe one day I’ll figure out how to edit things together and give you a list of places to eat and/or a recipe for how to make a cheesy gordita crunch…spoiler alert, it’s one step, you just go to Taco Bell and buy it./p>p>a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titleTikTok relnoopener target_blank>Follow on TikTok I Guess?/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonations/ reltag>impersonations/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impressonations/ reltag>impressonations/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/meg-thee-stallion/ reltag>meg thee stallion/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/megan-thee-stallion/ reltag>megan thee stallion/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2030 classpost-2030 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-ai tag-do-not-enter-sign tag-impersonation tag-impressonation tag-justin-johnson tag-los-angeles tag-sad>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/05/28/impressonations-a-sad-do-not-enter-sign/ relbookmark>Impressonations – A Sad “Do Not Enter” Sign/a>/h2>div classpost-details> May 28/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>Wow! I mean, there are impersonations, and then there are impressonations. And I don’t think anyone would disagree with the fact that the below impressonation of a sad “do not enter” sign is so spot on, it’s jarring! This is not AI, this is not an actual “do not enter” sign. This is just the work of the best impressonator in the game right now!/p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - A Sad "Do Not Enter" Sign width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/FG2kZ8iTWJk?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/ai/ reltag>ai/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/do-not-enter-sign/ reltag>do not enter sign/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonation/ reltag>impersonation/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impressonation/ reltag>impressonation/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/los-angeles/ reltag>los angeles/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/sad/ reltag>sad/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2027 classpost-2027 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-gas-tank tag-gas-tank-side tag-impersonation tag-justin-johnson>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/05/22/impressonations-annoying-friend-who-knows-what-side-of-your-car-the-gas-tank-is-on/ relbookmark>Impressonations – Annoying Friend Who Knows What Side of Your Car The Gas Tank is On/a>/h2>div classpost-details> May 22/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>Probably the most realistic impressonation you’ll ever see. We all got that friend, or know that person who knows how to figure out what side of the car the gas tank is on./p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - Annoying Friend Who Knows What Side of Your Car The Gas Tank is On width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/7YYByOq52fs?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/gas-tank/ reltag>gas tank/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/gas-tank-side/ reltag>gas tank side/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonation/ reltag>impersonation/a>, a hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>/div>/article>div classpagination-wrapper>div classrow>nav classnavigation pagination aria-labelPosts>h2 classscreen-reader-text>Posts navigation/h2>div classnav-links>span aria-currentpage classpage-numbers current>1/span> a classpage-numbers hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/page/2/>2/a> span classpage-numbers dots>…/span> a classpage-numbers hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/page/45/>45/a> a classnext page-numbers hrefhttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/page/2/>Next/a>/div>/nav>/div>/div>/main>aside classcol-sm-4>/aside>/div>/div>div classpswp tabindex-1 roledialog aria-hiddentrue>div classpswp__bg>/div>div classpswp__scroll-wrap>div classpswp__container>div classpswp__item>/div>div classpswp__item>/div>div classpswp__item>/div>/div>div classpswp__ui pswp__ui--hidden>div classpswp__top-bar>div classpswp__counter>/div> a classpswp__button pswp__button--close titleClose (Esc)>/a> a classpswp__button pswp__button--share titleShare>/a> a classpswp__button pswp__button--fs titleToggle fullscreen>/a> a classpswp__button pswp__button--zoom titleZoom in/out>/a>div classpswp__preloader>div classpswp__preloader__icn>div classpswp__preloader__cut>div classpswp__preloader__donut>/div>/div>/div>/div>/div>div classpswp__share-modal pswp__share-modal--hidden pswp__single-tap>div classpswp__share-tooltip>/div>/div> a classpswp__button pswp__button--arrow--left titlePrevious (arrow left)> /a> a classpswp__button pswp__button--arrow--right titleNext (arrow right)> /a>div classpswp__caption>div classpswp__caption__center>/div>/div>/div>/div>/div>footer>div classnavbar-wrapper>nav classnavbar>div classcontainer-fluid>div classcol-sm-12 col-md-12 col-lg-12>p classcopyright>/p>p classcredits> Idealist by a hrefhttps://NewMediaThemes.com/>NewMediaThemes/a>/p>/div>/div>/nav>/div>/footer>div styleclear:both;width:100%;text-align:center; font-size:11px; >a target_blank titleWP Twitter Auto Publish hrefhttps://xyzscripts.com/wordpress-plugins/twitter-auto-publish/compare >WP Twitter Auto Publish/a> Powered By : a target_blank titlePHP Scripts & Programs hrefhttp://www.xyzscripts.com >XYZScripts.com/a>/div>script defer typetext/javascript srchttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/themes/idealist/assets/js/bootstrap.min.js?ver3.3.7 idbootstrap-js-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/cache/autoptimize/js/autoptimize_single_49493316c090bb3d7cca5bc09031037c.js?ver1.0 ididealist-navigation-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/cache/autoptimize/js/autoptimize_single_93d421fd7576b0ca9c359ffe2fa16113.js?ver1.0 ididealist-skip-link-focus-fix-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/themes/idealist/assets/js/custom.min.js?ver1.1.5 ididealist-custom-js-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/plugins/lazy-load/js/jquery.sonar.min.js?ver0.6.1 idjquery-sonar-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttp://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/cache/autoptimize/js/autoptimize_single_c208b892d5e834b4932b43e67037f290.js?ver0.6.1 idwpcom-lazy-load-images-js>/script> /body>/html>!-- Dynamic page generated in 2.520 seconds. -->!-- Cached page generated by WP-Super-Cache on 2024-07-16 16:09:45 -->!-- Compression gzip -->!-- super cache -->
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Yes! Should I be saying this out loud for fear that robots will murder me? NO I SHOULD NOT! But…I am not good at promoting, and you know who is? My ol friend ChattyGPTizzle. Here’s what I asked, and here’s what I got. You know this post is gonna go so viral and our show is gonna be bigger than Babs at The Hollywood Bowl!/p>p>What I asked, and probably would have used because I’m just a dumb human:/p>p>Create an image post that I can use on Instagram to announce a live show Rigor Tortoise is having this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood. The show is at 8PM and it is the return of Greg Castle! Greg was abducted many years ago, and we’re so happy he escaped his captors, and the very first thing he wanted to do was an improv show. The show is $15, and includes food and drink from King’s Hawaiian. King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth as a very fat kid. I’d eat the whole tray, and guess what, I wouldn’t put it in the oven, I’d raw dog it. Oh, and make this like a teaser, you know? Cuz we still got a week, so I gotta post over and over again. Also, I don’t think there is a link. But, people can figure it out, right? It might be at the door? Okay, make this Instagram post! Also, it’s gotta go viral baby!/p>p>What I freakin got!/p>p>π IT’S ALIVE! π/p>p>Get ready for an EPIC night of laughs and surprises! Rigor Tortoise is BACK with an incredible live show this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood!/p>p>ποΈ Date: This Fridaybr /> π Time: 8 PMbr /> π Location: The Brickhouse Theater, North Hollywood/p>p>π₯ THE RETURN OF GREG CASTLE π₯/p>p>Yes, you read that right! Greg Castle is BACK! After being abducted years ago, he miraculously escaped his captors. And whatβs the first thing he wanted to do? An IMPROV SHOW with YOU! π/p>p>ποΈ Admission: $15br /> Includes delicious food and drink from Kingβs Hawaiian! π/p>p>Kingβs Hawaiian was a staple of my youth. I used to devour the entire tray raw β no oven needed! π/p>p>This is just a teaser, folks! Stay tuned for more updates as we count down to the big day. Spread the word, grab your friends, and letβs make this night unforgettable!/p>p>No link needed β you know where to find us!/p>p>π₯ #RigorTortoise #GregCastleReturns #LiveShow #ImprovComedy #KingsHawaiian #ComedyNight #NorthHollywoodEvents #ItsAlive/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-live/ relcategory tag>Justin Johnson Live/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/adam-karell/ reltag>adam karell/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/dustin-sterling/ reltag>dustin sterling/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/greg-castle/ reltag>greg castle/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/improv/ reltag>improv/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/monica-karell/ reltag>monica karell/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/north-hollywood/ reltag>north hollywood/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/rigor-tortoise/ reltag>rigor tortoise/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/the-brickhouse-theater/ reltag>the brickhouse theater/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2047 classpost-2047 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-bird tag-bread tag-gluten-free tag-gluten-intolerant tag-impression>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/07/03/minipressonation-gluten-intolerant-bird-impression/ relbookmark>Minipressonation: Gluten Intolerant Bird/a>/h2>div classpost-details> July 3/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>C’mon guys, leave these birds and their sensitive tummy’s alone! This is by far the most accurate impressonation I’ve ever done, a gluten-intolerant bird. The raw emotion I’m able to capture, it’s a true wonder I haven’t been cast in every season of Grey’s Anatomy./p>p>iframe titleMinipressonation: Gluten Intolerant Bird! #glutenfree #birds #funny #impersonation width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/z49oZFX4hYo?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>Also, should you choose, why not follow along on TikTok?br /> a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titleTikTok - Justin J. Johnson>https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/bird/ reltag>bird/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/bread/ reltag>bread/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/gluten-free/ reltag>gluten free/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/gluten-intolerant/ reltag>gluten intolerant/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impression/ reltag>impression/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2043 classpost-2043 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-live-shows tag-adam-karell tag-comedy tag-dustin-sterling tag-justin-johnson tag-live-improv tag-paul-natonek tag-rigor-tortoise tag-the-clubhouse>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/06/25/rigor-tortoise-live-improv-at-the-clubhouse-6-25-24-9pm/ relbookmark>Rigor Tortoise LIVE! Improv at The Clubhouse – 6-26-24 – 9PM/a>/h2>div classpost-details> June 25/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>Can you even believe it?! Rigor Tortoise is performing live again! Prepare yourself for the Wednesday evening you’ve only dreamt of! 9PM! June 26th! At The Clubhouse!/p>p>a titlehttps://theclubhouseimprov.com/ hrefhttps://theclubhouseimprov.com/ target_blank relnoopener>https://theclubhouseimprov.com//a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-live-shows/ relcategory tag>Justin Johnson Live Shows/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/adam-karell/ reltag>adam karell/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/comedy/ reltag>comedy/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/dustin-sterling/ reltag>dustin sterling/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/live-improv/ reltag>live improv/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/paul-natonek/ reltag>paul natonek/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/rigor-tortoise/ reltag>rigor tortoise/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/the-clubhouse/ reltag>the clubhouse/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2040 classpost-2040 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-4-way-stop tag-comedy tag-dummy tag-how-to-drive tag-humor tag-impersonation tag-improv tag-justin-johnson tag-los-angeles tag-rigor-tortoise>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/06/11/minipressonation-4-way-stop-dummy/ relbookmark>Minipressonation – 4-Way Stop Dummy/a>/h2>div classpost-details> June 11/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>EMERGENCY IMPRESSONATION! That’s right. Sometimes, when you’re the best in the world at impresssonations, the urge strikes, and you gotta do one! Right there, on the road. And this one is a doozy. You know the guy. The early 4-way stop guy. Yeah, well, here he is!/p>p>iframe titleMinipressonation: 4-Way Stop Dummy #comedy #impersonation #funny #weird width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/HkmfC36grHk?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>Follow along on Tik Tok: a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titlehttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow relnoopener target_blank>https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/4-way-stop/ reltag>4-way stop/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/comedy/ reltag>comedy/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/dummy/ reltag>dummy/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/how-to-drive/ reltag>how to drive/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/humor/ reltag>humor/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonation/ reltag>impersonation/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/improv/ reltag>improv/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/los-angeles/ reltag>los angeles/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/rigor-tortoise/ reltag>rigor tortoise/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2038 classpost-2038 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-cold tag-comedy tag-ice-cube-tray tag-icey tag-impersonation tag-justin-j-johnson tag-neglected tag-the-last-ice-cube>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/06/10/impressonations-the-last-ice-cube-in-an-ice-cube-tray/ relbookmark>Impressonations – The Last Ice Cube in an Ice Cube Tray/a>/h2>div classpost-details> June 10/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>You know that ice cube? The last one in your ice cube tray? Neglected…cold…ICEY! Well, take a seat and prepare to be transported directly into your freezer for an impressonation!/p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - The Last Ice Cube in an Ice Cube Tray width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/nEqfzdlmJFA?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>Follow the magic on TikTok!br /> a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titlehttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow>https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/cold/ reltag>cold/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/comedy/ reltag>comedy/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/ice-cube-tray/ reltag>ice cube tray/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/icey/ reltag>icey/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonation/ reltag>impersonation/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-j-johnson/ reltag>justin j. johnson/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/neglected/ reltag>neglected/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/the-last-ice-cube/ reltag>the last ice cube/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2035 classpost-2035 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-annoying-hair tag-comedy tag-hair-stuck-to-face tag-impressonations tag-justin-johnson tag-tiktok>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/06/04/impressonations-that-hair-that-is-stuck-to-your-face-that-you-cant-find-or-get-off/ relbookmark>Impressonations – That Hair That is Stuck to Your Face That You Can’t Find or Get Off/a>/h2>div classpost-details> June 4/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>You know that hair right? It’s on your face, you can feel it but you can’t, and you’re trying so hard to get it off of your face but it’s more elusive than a Yeti! Well, here’s a pretty uncanny impressonation of it./p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - That Hair That is Stuck to Your Face That You Can't Find or Get Off width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/1XnfLjpav1M?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titleFollow Along On TikTok relnoopener target_blank>Follow Along On TikTok/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/annoying-hair/ reltag>annoying hair/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/comedy/ reltag>comedy/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/hair-stuck-to-face/ reltag>hair stuck to face/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impressonations/ reltag>impressonations/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/tiktok/ reltag>tiktok/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2032 classpost-2032 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-impersonations tag-impressonations tag-justin-johnson tag-meg-thee-stallion tag-megan-thee-stallion>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/05/30/impressonations-record-producer-for-megan-thee-stallion/ relbookmark>Impressonations – Record Producer for Megan Thee Stallion/a>/h2>div classpost-details> May 30/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>There’s no doubt about the fact that Justin Johnson is the best in the world at impressonations. Watch how uncanny it is when he impressonates a record producer for the world famous powerhouse talent that is Megan Thee Stallion./p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - Record Producer for Megan Thee Stallion width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/vtAqxxTFqdw?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>p>Follow along on TikTok if you like. Who knows, maybe one day I’ll figure out how to edit things together and give you a list of places to eat and/or a recipe for how to make a cheesy gordita crunch…spoiler alert, it’s one step, you just go to Taco Bell and buy it./p>p>a hrefhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow titleTikTok relnoopener target_blank>Follow on TikTok I Guess?/a>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonations/ reltag>impersonations/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impressonations/ reltag>impressonations/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/meg-thee-stallion/ reltag>meg thee stallion/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/megan-thee-stallion/ reltag>megan thee stallion/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2030 classpost-2030 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-ai tag-do-not-enter-sign tag-impersonation tag-impressonation tag-justin-johnson tag-los-angeles tag-sad>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/05/28/impressonations-a-sad-do-not-enter-sign/ relbookmark>Impressonations – A Sad “Do Not Enter” Sign/a>/h2>div classpost-details> May 28/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>Wow! I mean, there are impersonations, and then there are impressonations. And I don’t think anyone would disagree with the fact that the below impressonation of a sad “do not enter” sign is so spot on, it’s jarring! This is not AI, this is not an actual “do not enter” sign. This is just the work of the best impressonator in the game right now!/p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - A Sad "Do Not Enter" Sign width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/FG2kZ8iTWJk?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/ai/ reltag>ai/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/do-not-enter-sign/ reltag>do not enter sign/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonation/ reltag>impersonation/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impressonation/ reltag>impressonation/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/los-angeles/ reltag>los angeles/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/sad/ reltag>sad/a>/div>/article>article idpost-2027 classpost-2027 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-justin-johnson-impressonations tag-gas-tank tag-gas-tank-side tag-impersonation tag-justin-johnson>header classentry-header>h2 classentry-title post-title>a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/2024/05/22/impressonations-annoying-friend-who-knows-what-side-of-your-car-the-gas-tank-is-on/ relbookmark>Impressonations – Annoying Friend Who Knows What Side of Your Car The Gas Tank is On/a>/h2>div classpost-details> May 22/div>/header>div classentry-content>p>Probably the most realistic impressonation you’ll ever see. We all got that friend, or know that person who knows how to figure out what side of the car the gas tank is on./p>p>iframe loadinglazy titleImpressonations - Annoying Friend Who Knows What Side of Your Car The Gas Tank is On width600 height338 srchttps://www.youtube.com/embed/7YYByOq52fs?featureoembed frameborder0 allowaccelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share referrerpolicystrict-origin-when-cross-origin allowfullscreen>/iframe>/p>/div>div classpost-footer> i classfa fa-folder>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/category/justin-johnson-impressonations/ relcategory tag>justin johnson impressonations/a> i classfa fa-tags>/i> a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/gas-tank/ reltag>gas tank/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/gas-tank-side/ reltag>gas tank side/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/impersonation/ reltag>impersonation/a>, a hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/tag/justin-johnson/ reltag>justin johnson/a>/div>/article>div classpagination-wrapper>div classrow>nav classnavigation pagination aria-labelPosts>h2 classscreen-reader-text>Posts navigation/h2>div classnav-links>span aria-currentpage classpage-numbers current>1/span> a classpage-numbers hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/page/2/>2/a> span classpage-numbers dots>…/span> a classpage-numbers hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/page/45/>45/a> a classnext page-numbers hrefhttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/page/2/>Next/a>/div>/nav>/div>/div>/main>aside classcol-sm-4>/aside>/div>/div>div classpswp tabindex-1 roledialog aria-hiddentrue>div classpswp__bg>/div>div classpswp__scroll-wrap>div classpswp__container>div classpswp__item>/div>div classpswp__item>/div>div classpswp__item>/div>/div>div classpswp__ui pswp__ui--hidden>div classpswp__top-bar>div classpswp__counter>/div> a classpswp__button pswp__button--close titleClose (Esc)>/a> a classpswp__button pswp__button--share titleShare>/a> a classpswp__button pswp__button--fs titleToggle fullscreen>/a> a classpswp__button pswp__button--zoom titleZoom in/out>/a>div classpswp__preloader>div classpswp__preloader__icn>div classpswp__preloader__cut>div classpswp__preloader__donut>/div>/div>/div>/div>/div>div classpswp__share-modal pswp__share-modal--hidden pswp__single-tap>div classpswp__share-tooltip>/div>/div> a classpswp__button pswp__button--arrow--left titlePrevious (arrow left)> /a> a classpswp__button pswp__button--arrow--right titleNext (arrow right)> /a>div classpswp__caption>div classpswp__caption__center>/div>/div>/div>/div>/div>footer>div classnavbar-wrapper>nav classnavbar>div classcontainer-fluid>div classcol-sm-12 col-md-12 col-lg-12>p classcopyright>/p>p classcredits> Idealist by a hrefhttps://NewMediaThemes.com/>NewMediaThemes/a>/p>/div>/div>/nav>/div>/footer>div styleclear:both;width:100%;text-align:center; font-size:11px; >a target_blank titleWP Twitter Auto Publish hrefhttps://xyzscripts.com/wordpress-plugins/twitter-auto-publish/compare >WP Twitter Auto Publish/a> Powered By : a target_blank titlePHP Scripts & Programs hrefhttp://www.xyzscripts.com >XYZScripts.com/a>/div>script defer typetext/javascript srchttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/themes/idealist/assets/js/bootstrap.min.js?ver3.3.7 idbootstrap-js-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/cache/autoptimize/js/autoptimize_single_49493316c090bb3d7cca5bc09031037c.js?ver1.0 ididealist-navigation-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/cache/autoptimize/js/autoptimize_single_93d421fd7576b0ca9c359ffe2fa16113.js?ver1.0 ididealist-skip-link-focus-fix-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/themes/idealist/assets/js/custom.min.js?ver1.1.5 ididealist-custom-js-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/plugins/lazy-load/js/jquery.sonar.min.js?ver0.6.1 idjquery-sonar-js>/script> script defer typetext/javascript srchttps://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/cache/autoptimize/js/autoptimize_single_c208b892d5e834b4932b43e67037f290.js?ver0.6.1 idwpcom-lazy-load-images-js>/script> /body>/html>!-- Dynamic page generated in 1.978 seconds. -->!-- Cached page generated by WP-Super-Cache on 2024-07-16 16:18:17 -->!-- Compression gzip -->!-- super cache -->
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