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HTTP/1.1 200 OKDate: Wed, 08 Jan 2025 22:08:48 GMTServer: ApacheLast-Modified: Mon, 21 May 2007 22:28:03 GMTAccept-Ranges: bytesContent-Length: 41391Content-Type: text/html !DOCTYPE html PUBLIC -//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd>html xmlnshttp://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml>head>meta http-equivContent-Type contenttext/html; charsetutf-8 />meta namegenerator contenthttp://www.movabletype.org/ />title>Gday Mate/title>link relshortcut icon hreffavicon.ico >link relstylesheet hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/styles-site.css typetext/css />link relalternate typeapplication/atom+xml titleAtom hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/atom.xml />link relalternate typeapplication/rss+xml titleRSS 1.0 hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/index.rdf />link relalternate typeapplication/rss+xml titleRSS 2.0 hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/index.xml />link relEditURI typeapplication/rsd+xml titleRSD hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/rsd.xml />!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->script languagejavascript>function showMore(varA1, varB1){var123 (varXYZ + (varA1));varABC (varP + (varA1));if( document.getElementById ) {if( document.getElementById(var123).style.display ) {if( varB1 ! 0 ) {document.getElementById(var123).style.display block;document.getElementById(varABC).style.display none;} else { document.getElementById(var123).style.display none; document.getElementById(varABC).style.display block; }} else { location.href varB1;return true; }} else { location.href varB1;return true; }}/script>!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->script languagejavascript>function showMoreComments(varA12, varB12){var1232 (varXYZ2 + (varA12));varABC2 (varP2 + (varA12));if( document.getElementById ) {if( document.getElementById(var1232).style.display ) {if( varB12 ! 0 ) {document.getElementById(var1232).style.display block;document.getElementById(varABC2).style.display none;} else { document.getElementById(var1232).style.display none; document.getElementById(varABC2).style.display block; }} else { location.href varB12;return true; }} else { location.href varB12;return true; }}/script>!-- End Show/Hide Comments -->SCRIPT LANGUAGEJavaScript>!--function which(form){var orderform.jump.selectedIndexif (form.jump.optionsorder.value ! 0) {locationform.jump.optionsorder.value;} }//-->/SCRIPT>/head>body TOPMARGIN0 RIGHTMARGIN0 LEFTMARGIN0 MARGINHEIGHT0 MARGINWIDTH0>!-- START MT Macro Definitions -->!-- END MT Macro Definitions -->div idcontainer>div idbanner>h1>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/ accesskey1>Gday Mate/a>/h1>h2>/h2>/div>div idcenter>div classcontent>h2>May 22, 2007/h2>h3 ida009708>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/05/new_temporary_h.html>New (temporary) home/a>/h3>p>You might find me (or something that looks like me) over a hrefhttp://ozguru.beta.mu.nu/>here/a>..../p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/05/new_temporary_h.html>2007/05/22 08:27:00/a>/p>h2>March 26, 2007/h2>h3 ida009658>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/stereotypes.html>Stereotypes/a>/h3>p>I was talking to a friend the other day about sterotypes. When I was a kid, all the jokes were Irish jokes but other people can remember Polish jokes or Blonde jokes. Well this friend suggested that we need some segment of society which is completely despised and unloved and therefore suitable for joking about...../p>p>The two options we came up with were politicians and lawyers. The problem is that politicians are already jokes and lawyers doesnt always work...../p>p>The example joke was one of the favourites in my house as a kid:br />blockquote>Well there was this Irishman who went to work with one red sock and one green sock on. His boss said to him: Hey, you have one red sock and one green sock on. The man responded Yes. And I have another pair like this at home..../blockquote>/p>p>When my grandfather went to India he got off the plane and was greeted by an old friend who told him the latest joke going around:br />blockquote>Well there was this Seik who went to work with one red sock and one green sock..../blockquote>/p>p>Try it with a lawyer:br />blockquote>Well there was this Irishman who went to work with one red sock and one green sock on. His boss said to him: Hey, you have one red sock and one green sock on. The man responded Yes. Ill see you in court...../blockquote>/p>p>Hmmmm./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/misc/>Misc/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/stereotypes.html>2007/03/26 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 25, 2007/h2>h3 ida009657>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html>Lawyers/a>/h3>p>Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?/p>p>A: Another lawyer./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29657 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html#009657 onclickshowMoreComments(9657,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html#009657);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29657 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>One of the best Lawyer jokes Ive heard, actually, the best. /p>posted by a hrefhttp://www.selectiveamnesia.org/ relnofollow>Ravages/a> at May 4, 2007 08:17 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009657 onclickshowMoreComments(9657,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html>2007/03/25 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html#comments>Comments (1)/a>/p>h2>March 24, 2007/h2>h3 ida009656>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/social_works_an.html>Social works and lightbulbs..../a>/h3>p>How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?/p>p>1) The light bulb doesnt need changing, its the system that needs to change./p>p>2) None. Social workers never change anything./p>p>3) None. They empower it to change itself!/p>p>4) None. The light bulb is not burnt out, its just differently lit./p>p>5) None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness./p>p>6) Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care./p>p>7) Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/social_works_an.html>2007/03/24 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 23, 2007/h2>h3 ida009655>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html>Men vs Computers?/a>/h3>p>Why is a man different from a computer?/p>p>You only have to tell the computer once./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29655 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html#009655 onclickshowMoreComments(9655,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html#009655);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29655 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009655 onclickshowMoreComments(9655,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html>2007/03/23 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html#comments>Comments (0)/a>/p>h2>March 22, 2007/h2>h3 ida009646>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html>The less you know, the more you get paid.../a>/h3>p>Its widely held that ignorance rises to the executive level, with a concurrent rise in pay; but, until now, weve had only anecdotal evidence of such. Well, finally, a formal proof is to be had./p>p>1) Axiom - Knowledge is Power/p>p>2) Axiom - Time is Money/p>p>3) Power Work / Time (Classical Physics)/p>p>4) Knowledge Work / Money (substitution)/p>p>Therefore, Money Work / Knowledge./p>p>Thus, for any given amount of Work, Money approaches Infinity as Knowledge approaches Zero!br />/p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29646 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html#009646 onclickshowMoreComments(9646,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html#009646);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29646 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>Right, now we know where we went wrong. Pursuit of knowledge and not power! Damn!/p>posted by a hrefhttp://www.graymonk.mu.nu relnofollow>The Gray Monk/a> at March 27, 2007 09:45 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009646 onclickshowMoreComments(9646,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html>2007/03/22 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html#comments>Comments (1)/a>/p>h2>March 21, 2007/h2>h3 ida009637>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/rip_john_backus.html>RIP: John Backus/a>/h3>p>Found this code fragment in the comments over at a hrefhttp://developers.slashdot.org/developers/07/03/20/0223234.shtml>Slashdot/a>:br />blockquote>PROGRAM FAREWELL_JOHNbr />IMPLICIT NONEbr /> br />PRINT *, Farewell John W. Backusbr /> br />STOPbr />END/blockquote>/p>p>I have actually completely forgotten Fortran but I can still remember struggling with BNF grammers (Backus is the B in BNF)./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/misc/>Misc/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/rip_john_backus.html>2007/03/21 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 20, 2007/h2>h3 ida009645>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html>College Graduates/a>/h3>p>A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,/p>p>Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store./p>p>But Im a college graduate, the young man replied indignantly./p>p>Oh, Im sorry. I didnt realise that, said the manager. Here, give me the broom -- Ill show you how./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29645 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html#009645 onclickshowMoreComments(9645,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html#009645);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29645 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009645 onclickshowMoreComments(9645,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html>2007/03/20 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html#comments>Comments (0)/a>/p>h2>March 19, 2007/h2>h3 ida009633>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/windblows_vs_th.html>Windblows vs the Internet/a>/h3>p>According to the BBC, there has been a a hrefhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6465833.stm>Surge in hijacked PC networks/a>:br />blockquote>More than six million computers world wide are now part of a bot network, reported security firm Symantec./blockquote>/p>p>What I want to know:br />br />How many of them are Macs? b>None./b>br />br />How many are running Linux? b>None./b> br />br />How many are running Windblows? b>All of them./b>br />/p>p>Why are you running Windblows?/p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/misc/>Misc/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/windblows_vs_th.html>2007/03/19 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 18, 2007/h2>h3 ida009639>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/natural_laws.html>Natural Laws/a>/h3>p>Law of Mechanical Repair:br />After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or youll have to pee./p>p>Law of the Workshop:br />Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner./p>p>Law of Probability:br />The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. /p>p>Law of the Telephone:br />If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal./p>p>Law of the Alibi:br />If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. /p>p>Variation Law:br />If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time)./p>p>Law of the Bath:br />When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. /p>p>Law of Close Encounters:br />The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with./p>p>Law of the Result:br />When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will. /p>p>Law of Biomechanics:br />The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach./p>p>Law of the Theatre: br />At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last/p>p>Law of Coffee:br />As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. /p>p>Murphys Law of Lockers:br />If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers./p>p>Law of Location:br />No matter where you go, there you are./p>p>Law of Logical Argument:br />Anything is possible if you dont know what you are talking about./p>p>Browns Law:br />If the shoe fits, its ugly./p>p>Olivers Law:br />A closed mouth gathers no feet./p>p>Wilsons Law:br />As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/natural_laws.html>2007/03/18 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 17, 2007/h2>h3 ida009638>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html>Lawyer Jokes/a>/h3>p>Whats wrong with Lawyer jokes?/p>p>Lawyers dont think theyre funny, and nobody else thinks theyre jokes./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29638 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html#009638 onclickshowMoreComments(9638,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html#009638);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29638 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009638 onclickshowMoreComments(9638,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html>2007/03/17 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html#comments>Comments (0)/a>/p>h2>March 16, 2007/h2>h3 ida009632>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/microsoft_vs_vi.html>Microsoft vs vi/a>/h3>p>Someone sent me a link to this post: a hrefhttp://blogs.sun.com/marigan/entry/how_the_vi_editor_would>How the vi editor would seem if it has been made by Microsoft/a>. Check it out (and laugh) if you are a Unix geek./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/microsoft_vs_vi.html>2007/03/16 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 15, 2007/h2>h3 ida009627>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html>Building site accident..../a>/h3>p>A bunch of guys were working on a 50 story construction site, a guy working at the top acciddently knocked a brick off the 50th story, when looking down he saw that his boss was in line for the brick to land on his noggin and briskly yelled, Brick./p>p>The boss looked up after hearing the yell and moved to one side as the brick crashed to the ground. He then yelled to the worker, A $100 bonus for you laddy./p>p>Another guy working a floor below had observed what went down with the brick and decided hed have a go for a $100 bonus, the problem was he was a bit of a stutterer, as he kicked the brick off the side of the building he looked down and yelled with a loud voice, Bbbbbbbbbbbbbb Bugger. Too late./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29627 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html#009627 onclickshowMoreComments(9627,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html#009627);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29627 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>Can I borrow your St Patricks Day Image from 2006./p>p>I like it and it is so orignal, can you give me information about it so that I can credit it./p>p> All the best, and Happy La le Padraig to you for 2007/p>posted by a hrefhttp://www.ainelivia.typepad.com relnofollow>ainelivia/a> at March 16, 2007 06:09 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>I think the picture may have come from iCards (I sent the iCard to my brother-in-law who is Irish)./p>p>You are welcome to use it./p>p>Happy St. Patricks day for you too..../p>posted by a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu relnofollow>Ozguru/a> at March 16, 2007 07:00 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009627 onclickshowMoreComments(9627,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html>2007/03/15 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html#comments>Comments (2)/a>/p>h2>March 14, 2007/h2>h3 ida009619>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html>Happy Pi Day/a>/h3>center>img altPi-day.gif srchttp://ozguru.mu.nu/Photos/Pi-day.gif width337 height254 />/center>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29619 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html#009619 onclickshowMoreComments(9619,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html#009619);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29619 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>The post was actually time stamped as 1:59:26 (and 3-14 as well)..../p>posted by a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu>Ozguru/a> at March 15, 2007 03:19 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009619 onclickshowMoreComments(9619,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/puzzles/>Puzzles/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html>2007/03/14 01:59:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html#comments>Comments (1)/a>/p>h2>March 13, 2007/h2>h3 ida009629>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_graveyard.html>The graveyard.../a>/h3>p>Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs./p>p>Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones./p>p>Holy cow, Mister, one of them said after catching his breath, You scared us half to death ... we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?/p>p>Those fools! the old man grumbled. They misspelled my name!/p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29629 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_graveyard.html#009629 onclickshowMoreComments(9629,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_graveyard.html#009629);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29629 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009629 onclickshowMoreComments(9629,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_graveyard.html>2007/03/13 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_graveyard.html#comments>Comments (0)/a>/p>/div>/div>div idright>div classsidebar>div idcalendar>table summaryMonthly calendar with links to each days posts>caption>May 2007/caption>tr>th abbrSunday>Sun/th>th abbrMonday>Mon/th>th abbrTuesday>Tue/th>th abbrWednesday>Wed/th>th abbrThursday>Thu/th>th abbrFriday>Fri/th>th abbrSaturday>Sat/th>/tr>tr>td> /td>td> /td>td>1/td>td>2/td>td>3/td>td>4/td>td>5/td>/tr>tr>td>6/td>td>7/td>td>8/td>td>9/td>td>10/td>td>11/td>td>12/td>/tr>tr>td>13/td>td>14/td>td>15/td>td>16/td>td>17/td>td>18/td>td>19/td>/tr>tr>td>20/td>td>21/td>td>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/05/new_temporary_h.html>22/a>/td>td>23/td>td>24/td>td>25/td>td>26/td>/tr>tr>td>27/td>td>28/td>td>29/td>td>30/td>td>31/td>td> /td>td> /td>/tr>/table>/div>hr />h2>Search/h2> div classlink-note>form methodget actionhttp://mu.nu/mt/mt-search.cgi>input typehidden nameIncludeBlogs value14 />label forsearch accesskey4>Search this site:/label>br />input idsearch namesearch size18 />br />input typesubmit valueSearch />/form>/div>hr />h2>Permanent Entries/h2>ul>li>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/01/a_sad_mac_tale.html>A Sad Mac Tale/a>/li>li>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2006/01/about_this_blog_1.html>About this Blog (Updated)/a>/li>/ul>hr />h2>Blog Roll/h2>ul>li>a hrefhttp://aebrain.blogspot.com/ titleA.E. 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When I was a kid, all the jokes were Irish jokes but other people can remember Polish jokes or Blonde jokes. Well this friend suggested that we need some segment of society which is completely despised and unloved and therefore suitable for joking about...../p>p>The two options we came up with were politicians and lawyers. The problem is that politicians are already jokes and lawyers doesnt always work...../p>p>The example joke was one of the favourites in my house as a kid:br />blockquote>Well there was this Irishman who went to work with one red sock and one green sock on. His boss said to him: Hey, you have one red sock and one green sock on. The man responded Yes. And I have another pair like this at home..../blockquote>/p>p>When my grandfather went to India he got off the plane and was greeted by an old friend who told him the latest joke going around:br />blockquote>Well there was this Seik who went to work with one red sock and one green sock..../blockquote>/p>p>Try it with a lawyer:br />blockquote>Well there was this Irishman who went to work with one red sock and one green sock on. His boss said to him: Hey, you have one red sock and one green sock on. The man responded Yes. Ill see you in court...../blockquote>/p>p>Hmmmm./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/misc/>Misc/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/stereotypes.html>2007/03/26 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 25, 2007/h2>h3 ida009657>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html>Lawyers/a>/h3>p>Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?/p>p>A: Another lawyer./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29657 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html#009657 onclickshowMoreComments(9657,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html#009657);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29657 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>One of the best Lawyer jokes Ive heard, actually, the best. /p>posted by a hrefhttp://www.selectiveamnesia.org/ relnofollow>Ravages/a> at May 4, 2007 08:17 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009657 onclickshowMoreComments(9657,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html>2007/03/25 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyers_5.html#comments>Comments (1)/a>/p>h2>March 24, 2007/h2>h3 ida009656>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/social_works_an.html>Social works and lightbulbs..../a>/h3>p>How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?/p>p>1) The light bulb doesnt need changing, its the system that needs to change./p>p>2) None. Social workers never change anything./p>p>3) None. They empower it to change itself!/p>p>4) None. The light bulb is not burnt out, its just differently lit./p>p>5) None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness./p>p>6) Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care./p>p>7) Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/social_works_an.html>2007/03/24 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 23, 2007/h2>h3 ida009655>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html>Men vs Computers?/a>/h3>p>Why is a man different from a computer?/p>p>You only have to tell the computer once./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29655 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html#009655 onclickshowMoreComments(9655,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html#009655);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29655 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009655 onclickshowMoreComments(9655,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html>2007/03/23 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/men_vs_computer.html#comments>Comments (0)/a>/p>h2>March 22, 2007/h2>h3 ida009646>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html>The less you know, the more you get paid.../a>/h3>p>Its widely held that ignorance rises to the executive level, with a concurrent rise in pay; but, until now, weve had only anecdotal evidence of such. Well, finally, a formal proof is to be had./p>p>1) Axiom - Knowledge is Power/p>p>2) Axiom - Time is Money/p>p>3) Power Work / Time (Classical Physics)/p>p>4) Knowledge Work / Money (substitution)/p>p>Therefore, Money Work / Knowledge./p>p>Thus, for any given amount of Work, Money approaches Infinity as Knowledge approaches Zero!br />/p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29646 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html#009646 onclickshowMoreComments(9646,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html#009646);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29646 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>Right, now we know where we went wrong. Pursuit of knowledge and not power! Damn!/p>posted by a hrefhttp://www.graymonk.mu.nu relnofollow>The Gray Monk/a> at March 27, 2007 09:45 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009646 onclickshowMoreComments(9646,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html>2007/03/22 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_less_you_kn.html#comments>Comments (1)/a>/p>h2>March 21, 2007/h2>h3 ida009637>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/rip_john_backus.html>RIP: John Backus/a>/h3>p>Found this code fragment in the comments over at a hrefhttp://developers.slashdot.org/developers/07/03/20/0223234.shtml>Slashdot/a>:br />blockquote>PROGRAM FAREWELL_JOHNbr />IMPLICIT NONEbr /> br />PRINT *, Farewell John W. Backusbr /> br />STOPbr />END/blockquote>/p>p>I have actually completely forgotten Fortran but I can still remember struggling with BNF grammers (Backus is the B in BNF)./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/misc/>Misc/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/rip_john_backus.html>2007/03/21 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 20, 2007/h2>h3 ida009645>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html>College Graduates/a>/h3>p>A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,/p>p>Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store./p>p>But Im a college graduate, the young man replied indignantly./p>p>Oh, Im sorry. I didnt realise that, said the manager. Here, give me the broom -- Ill show you how./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29645 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html#009645 onclickshowMoreComments(9645,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html#009645);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29645 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009645 onclickshowMoreComments(9645,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html>2007/03/20 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/college_graduat.html#comments>Comments (0)/a>/p>h2>March 19, 2007/h2>h3 ida009633>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/windblows_vs_th.html>Windblows vs the Internet/a>/h3>p>According to the BBC, there has been a a hrefhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6465833.stm>Surge in hijacked PC networks/a>:br />blockquote>More than six million computers world wide are now part of a bot network, reported security firm Symantec./blockquote>/p>p>What I want to know:br />br />How many of them are Macs? b>None./b>br />br />How many are running Linux? b>None./b> br />br />How many are running Windblows? b>All of them./b>br />/p>p>Why are you running Windblows?/p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/misc/>Misc/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/windblows_vs_th.html>2007/03/19 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 18, 2007/h2>h3 ida009639>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/natural_laws.html>Natural Laws/a>/h3>p>Law of Mechanical Repair:br />After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or youll have to pee./p>p>Law of the Workshop:br />Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner./p>p>Law of Probability:br />The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. /p>p>Law of the Telephone:br />If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal./p>p>Law of the Alibi:br />If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. /p>p>Variation Law:br />If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time)./p>p>Law of the Bath:br />When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. /p>p>Law of Close Encounters:br />The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with./p>p>Law of the Result:br />When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will. /p>p>Law of Biomechanics:br />The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach./p>p>Law of the Theatre: br />At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last/p>p>Law of Coffee:br />As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. /p>p>Murphys Law of Lockers:br />If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers./p>p>Law of Location:br />No matter where you go, there you are./p>p>Law of Logical Argument:br />Anything is possible if you dont know what you are talking about./p>p>Browns Law:br />If the shoe fits, its ugly./p>p>Olivers Law:br />A closed mouth gathers no feet./p>p>Wilsons Law:br />As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/natural_laws.html>2007/03/18 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 17, 2007/h2>h3 ida009638>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html>Lawyer Jokes/a>/h3>p>Whats wrong with Lawyer jokes?/p>p>Lawyers dont think theyre funny, and nobody else thinks theyre jokes./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29638 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html#009638 onclickshowMoreComments(9638,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html#009638);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29638 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009638 onclickshowMoreComments(9638,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html>2007/03/17 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/lawyer_jokes.html#comments>Comments (0)/a>/p>h2>March 16, 2007/h2>h3 ida009632>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/microsoft_vs_vi.html>Microsoft vs vi/a>/h3>p>Someone sent me a link to this post: a hrefhttp://blogs.sun.com/marigan/entry/how_the_vi_editor_would>How the vi editor would seem if it has been made by Microsoft/a>. Check it out (and laugh) if you are a Unix geek./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/microsoft_vs_vi.html>2007/03/16 07:00:00/a>/p>h2>March 15, 2007/h2>h3 ida009627>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html>Building site accident..../a>/h3>p>A bunch of guys were working on a 50 story construction site, a guy working at the top acciddently knocked a brick off the 50th story, when looking down he saw that his boss was in line for the brick to land on his noggin and briskly yelled, Brick./p>p>The boss looked up after hearing the yell and moved to one side as the brick crashed to the ground. He then yelled to the worker, A $100 bonus for you laddy./p>p>Another guy working a floor below had observed what went down with the brick and decided hed have a go for a $100 bonus, the problem was he was a bit of a stutterer, as he kicked the brick off the side of the building he looked down and yelled with a loud voice, Bbbbbbbbbbbbbb Bugger. Too late./p>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29627 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html#009627 onclickshowMoreComments(9627,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html#009627);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29627 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>Can I borrow your St Patricks Day Image from 2006./p>p>I like it and it is so orignal, can you give me information about it so that I can credit it./p>p> All the best, and Happy La le Padraig to you for 2007/p>posted by a hrefhttp://www.ainelivia.typepad.com relnofollow>ainelivia/a> at March 16, 2007 06:09 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>I think the picture may have come from iCards (I sent the iCard to my brother-in-law who is Irish)./p>p>You are welcome to use it./p>p>Happy St. Patricks day for you too..../p>posted by a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu relnofollow>Ozguru/a> at March 16, 2007 07:00 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009627 onclickshowMoreComments(9627,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/laugh_out_loud/>Laugh Out Loud/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html>2007/03/15 07:00:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/building_site_a.html#comments>Comments (2)/a>/p>h2>March 14, 2007/h2>h3 ida009619>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html>Happy Pi Day/a>/h3>center>img altPi-day.gif srchttp://ozguru.mu.nu/Photos/Pi-day.gif width337 height254 />/center>!-- Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Extended Entry -->!-- Begin Scripty Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->span idvarP29619 classextended>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html#009619 onclickshowMoreComments(9619,http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html#009619);return false;>p>Show Comments »/p>/a>/span>div idvarXYZ29619 styledisplay: none>hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />p>The post was actually time stamped as 1:59:26 (and 3-14 as well)..../p>posted by a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu>Ozguru/a> at March 15, 2007 03:19 PMbr />hr width100% size1px color#000000 alignleft />a href#009619 onclickshowMoreComments(9619,0);returntrue;>p>« Hide Comments/a>/p>/div>!-- End Goddess Show/Hide Comments -->p classposted>Posted by Ozguru in a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/puzzles/>Puzzles/a> at a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html>2007/03/14 01:59:00/a>| a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/happy_pi_day.html#comments>Comments (1)/a>/p>h2>March 13, 2007/h2>h3 ida009629>a hrefhttp://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2007/03/the_graveyard.html>The graveyard.../a>/h3>p>Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs./p>p>Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. 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