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connect08@iventure.com
NameServer
NS2.MARKMONITOR.COM
Created
1997-05-21 00:00:00
Changed
2016-04-20 00:00:00
Expires
2017-05-22 00:00:00
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MARKMONITOR INC.
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2024-09-12
142.93.86.2
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Port 80
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesnt matter which number you press-no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mothers maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you./p>/a>/blockquote> /div> div classvisible-print print_answer> form> div classform-group> textarea classform-control rows3>/textarea> /div> /form> /div> div classcollapse idcollapse6051> div classmaf_bot_10>/div> div itempropsuggestedAnswer acceptedAnswer itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/Answer> div itemproptext> blockquote classdark_purple_blockquote>p>Fart.com Fun Fact: October 10th is World Mental Health Day!/p>/blockquote> /div> /div> /div> a classbtn btn-joke btn-lg collapsed lead hidden-print data-togglecollapse href#collapse6051> !--You can put any valid html inside these!--> span classif-collapsed answer>Show Punchline i classfa fa-caret-down padding_left>/i>/span> span classif-not-collapsed>Hide Punchline i classfa fa-caret-up padding_left>/i>/span> /a> div classdiv-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-check-circle>/i> VOTE/span> div classthumbs btn hidden-print> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/up/6051 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value10>button typesubmit titleI like it! 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Today they had to upgrade their security system from Run to Hide. 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She asked the class, Can anyone give me an example of a mistake they learned from? Little Johnny eagerly raised his hand. I can, teacher! Okay, Johnny, please share your example. Johnny stood up and confidently began, Last week, I was playing in the living room and my dad was watching a football game. I asked him where the remote was, and he told me it was next to the phone. So I went and picked up the phone, but I couldnt find the remote anywhere. The teacher, puzzled, asked, So what was the mistake, Johnny? Johnny grinned, Well, it turns out my dad said phone, but what he actually meant was next to the couch. I learned that sometimes parents dont say what they mean, and next time, Ill just look around more carefully! The teacher laughed and said, Thats an interesting lesson, Johnny. But next time, try listening more carefully too! Johnny nodded, Sure, teacher. Or maybe Ill just keep the remote with me!/p>/a>/blockquote> /div> div classvisible-print print_answer> form> div classform-group> textarea classform-control rows3>/textarea> /div> /form> /div> div classcollapse idcollapse15624> /div> div classdiv-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-check-circle>/i> VOTE/span> div classthumbs btn hidden-print> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/up/15624 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value-61>button typesubmit titleI like it! classjoke-vote-y idsurvey_yes_15624 data-id15624 data-votedup data-voted2down data-value18 data-value279 onclicksurveyUpdate(this)>/button>/form> span classbadge>div idvotesUp15624 classjoke-vote inline votes17>/div>/span> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/down/15624 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value-63>button typesubmit titleNot so much. classjoke-vote-n idsurvey_no_15624 data-id15624 data-voteddown data-voted2up data-value80 data-value217 onclicksurveyUpdate(this)>/button>/form> span classbadge>div idvotesDn15624 classjoke-vote inline votes79>/div>/span> /div> /div> div classcol-xs-12 div-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-share-alt-square>/i> SHARE/span> div idshare> a classjoke_tf_share hrefjavascript: void(0) onclickpopup(https://www.facebook.com/dialog/share?app_id494489104831604&displaypopup&e2e%7B%7D&hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/15624&localeen_US&mobile_iframefalse&nexthttps%3A%2F%2Fstaticxx.facebook.com%2Fconnect%2Fxd_arbiter%2Fr%2F0F7S7QWJ0Ac.js%3Fversion%3D42%23cb%3Df1d196e86220c84%26domain%3Dfart.com%26origin%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Ffart.com%252Ff5499e4994606a%26relation%3Dopener%26frame%3Df73d6929831362%26result%3D%2522xxRESULTTOKENxx%2522&sdkjoey) titleShare on Facebook>i classfa fa-facebook-square>/i>/a> a classjoke_tf_share hrefjavascript: void(0) onclickpopup(https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?urlhttps://fart.com/joke/15624&textPoor Boy Johnny&hashtagsjokeoftheday,jokes,joke,funnyandridiculousthings&viaFartcom1) titleShare on Twitter>i classfa fa-twitter-square>/i>/a> a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/15624#share classhidden-print joke_tf_share titleMore Sharing Options>i classfa fa-share-alt>/i>/a> a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/15624#comments classhidden-print joke_tf_share titlecomments>i classfa fa-comments>/i>/a> /div> /div> /div> div classpanel-footer text-center> figure itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/ImageObject classfigure> img src/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15624-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg loadinglazy classimg-responsive figure-img img-fluid rounded altPoor Boy Johnny Joke Meme.> figcaption classfigure-caption>Poor Boy Johnny Meme./figcaption> /figure> /div> /div> div classpanel panel-default panel_mobile itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/Question> div classpanel-heading panel_heading_mobile> h3 classpanel-title teal lead inline itempropname>A Lamp A Genie And Guinness Beer/h3> /div> div classpanel-body panel_mobile_body lead> div itemproptext> blockquote classorange_dk_blockquote>a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/6902/two-irishmen-patrick-michael-were-adrift-in-a-lifeboat-following-a-dramatic-escape-from-a itempropurl>p>Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning ship. While rummaging through the boats provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer! The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: Nice going Patrick! Now were going to have to pee in the boat!/p>/a>/blockquote> /div> div classvisible-print print_answer> form> div classform-group> textarea classform-control rows3>/textarea> /div> /form> /div> div classcollapse idcollapse6902> /div> div classdiv-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-check-circle>/i> VOTE/span> div classthumbs btn hidden-print> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/up/6902 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value-24>button typesubmit titleI like it! classjoke-vote-y idsurvey_yes_6902 data-id6902 data-votedup data-voted2down data-value41 data-value265 onclicksurveyUpdate(this)>/button>/form> span classbadge>div idvotesUp6902 classjoke-vote inline votes40>/div>/span> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/down/6902 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value-26>button typesubmit titleNot so much. classjoke-vote-n idsurvey_no_6902 data-id6902 data-voteddown data-voted2up data-value66 data-value240 onclicksurveyUpdate(this)>/button>/form> span classbadge>div idvotesDn6902 classjoke-vote inline votes65>/div>/span> /div> /div> div classcol-xs-12 div-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-share-alt-square>/i> SHARE/span> div idshare> a classjoke_tf_share hrefjavascript: void(0) onclickpopup(https://www.facebook.com/dialog/share?app_id494489104831604&displaypopup&e2e%7B%7D&hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/6902&localeen_US&mobile_iframefalse&nexthttps%3A%2F%2Fstaticxx.facebook.com%2Fconnect%2Fxd_arbiter%2Fr%2F0F7S7QWJ0Ac.js%3Fversion%3D42%23cb%3Df1d196e86220c84%26domain%3Dfart.com%26origin%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Ffart.com%252Ff5499e4994606a%26relation%3Dopener%26frame%3Df73d6929831362%26result%3D%2522xxRESULTTOKENxx%2522&sdkjoey) titleShare on Facebook>i classfa fa-facebook-square>/i>/a> a classjoke_tf_share hrefjavascript: void(0) onclickpopup(https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?urlhttps://fart.com/joke/6902&textA Lamp a Genie and Guinness Beer&hashtagsjokeoftheday,jokes,joke,funnyandridiculousthings&viaFartcom1) titleShare on Twitter>i classfa fa-twitter-square>/i>/a> a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/6902#share classhidden-print joke_tf_share titleMore Sharing Options>i classfa fa-share-alt>/i>/a> a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/6902#comments classhidden-print joke_tf_share titlecomments>i classfa fa-comments>/i>/a> /div> /div> /div> div classpanel-footer text-center> figure itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/ImageObject classfigure> img src/img/joke/rectangle/joke-6902-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg loadinglazy classimg-responsive figure-img img-fluid rounded altA Lamp a Genie and Guinness Beer Joke Meme.> figcaption classfigure-caption>A Lamp a Genie and Guinness Beer Meme./figcaption> /figure> /div> /div> div classpanel panel-default panel_mobile itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/Question> div classpanel-heading panel_heading_mobile> h3 classpanel-title teal lead inline itempropname>What A Pisser/h3> /div> div classpanel-body panel_mobile_body lead> div itemproptext> blockquote classorange_dk_blockquote>a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/734/shannon-received-a-phone-call-from-the-foreman-plant-that-her-husband-worked-at-he-sounded-grim itempropurl>p>Shannon received a phone call from the foreman plant that her husband worked at. He sounded grim and she immediately knew something was wrong. What happened? Is Patrick all right? Please tell me hes ok, she said. The man on the line said, Shannon, there was an accident at the brewery and your husband is . . . dead. Oh my goodness, what happened? Shannon asked. The foreman replied, He fell into a vat of beer. Did he at least die quickly? sobbed Shannon. 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No, that would make me a Yankees fan!/p>/a>/blockquote> /div> div classvisible-print print_answer> form> div classform-group> textarea classform-control rows3>/textarea> /div> /form> /div> div classcollapse idcollapse13453> /div> div classdiv-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-check-circle>/i> VOTE/span> div classthumbs btn hidden-print> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/up/13453 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value26>button typesubmit titleI like it! classjoke-vote-y idsurvey_yes_13453 data-id13453 data-votedup data-voted2down data-value36 data-value210 onclicksurveyUpdate(this)>/button>/form> span classbadge>div idvotesUp13453 classjoke-vote inline votes35>/div>/span> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/down/13453 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value24>button typesubmit titleNot so much. classjoke-vote-n idsurvey_no_13453 data-id13453 data-voteddown data-voted2up data-value11 data-value235 onclicksurveyUpdate(this)>/button>/form> span classbadge>div idvotesDn13453 classjoke-vote inline votes10>/div>/span> /div> /div> div classcol-xs-12 div-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-share-alt-square>/i> SHARE/span> div idshare> a classjoke_tf_share hrefjavascript: void(0) onclickpopup(https://www.facebook.com/dialog/share?app_id494489104831604&displaypopup&e2e%7B%7D&hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/13453&localeen_US&mobile_iframefalse&nexthttps%3A%2F%2Fstaticxx.facebook.com%2Fconnect%2Fxd_arbiter%2Fr%2F0F7S7QWJ0Ac.js%3Fversion%3D42%23cb%3Df1d196e86220c84%26domain%3Dfart.com%26origin%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Ffart.com%252Ff5499e4994606a%26relation%3Dopener%26frame%3Df73d6929831362%26result%3D%2522xxRESULTTOKENxx%2522&sdkjoey) titleShare on Facebook>i classfa fa-facebook-square>/i>/a> a classjoke_tf_share hrefjavascript: void(0) onclickpopup(https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?urlhttps://fart.com/joke/13453&textA teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans.&hashtagsjokeoftheday,jokes,joke,funnyandridiculousthings&viaFartcom1) titleShare on Twitter>i classfa fa-twitter-square>/i>/a> a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/13453#share classhidden-print joke_tf_share titleMore Sharing Options>i classfa fa-share-alt>/i>/a> a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/13453#comments classhidden-print joke_tf_share titlecomments>i classfa fa-comments>/i>/a> /div> /div> /div> div classpanel-footer text-center> figure itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/ImageObject classfigure> img src/img/joke/rectangle/joke-13453-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg loadinglazy classimg-responsive figure-img img-fluid rounded altA teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. Joke Meme.> figcaption classfigure-caption>A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. Meme./figcaption> /figure> /div> /div> div classpanel panel-default panel_mobile itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/Question> div classpanel-heading panel_heading_mobile> h3 classpanel-title teal lead inline itempropname>The Nutella Joke/h3> /div> div classpanel-body panel_mobile_body lead> div itemproptext> blockquote classorange_dk_blockquote>a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/15617/why-did-the-jar-of-nutella-break-up-with-the-peanut-butter itempropurl>p>Why did the jar of Nutella break up with the peanut butter?/p>/a>/blockquote> /div> div classvisible-print print_answer> form> div classform-group> textarea classform-control rows3>/textarea> /div> /form> /div> div classcollapse idcollapse15617> div classmaf_bot_10>/div> div itempropsuggestedAnswer acceptedAnswer itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/Answer> div itemproptext> blockquote classdark_purple_blockquote>p>Because it found someone sweeter!/p>/blockquote> /div> /div> /div> a classbtn btn-joke btn-lg collapsed lead hidden-print data-togglecollapse href#collapse15617> !--You can put any valid html inside these!--> span classif-collapsed answer>Show Punchline i classfa fa-caret-down padding_left>/i>/span> span classif-not-collapsed>Hide Punchline i classfa fa-caret-up padding_left>/i>/span> /a> div classdiv-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-check-circle>/i> VOTE/span> div classthumbs btn hidden-print> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/up/15617 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value-4>button typesubmit titleI like it! 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classjoke-vote-y idsurvey_yes_15616 data-id15616 data-votedup data-voted2down data-value10 data-value238 onclicksurveyUpdate(this)>/button>/form> span classbadge>div idvotesUp15616 classjoke-vote inline votes9>/div>/span> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/down/15616 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value-30>button typesubmit titleNot so much. classjoke-vote-n idsurvey_no_15616 data-id15616 data-voteddown data-voted2up data-value39 data-value29 onclicksurveyUpdate(this)>/button>/form> span classbadge>div idvotesDn15616 classjoke-vote inline votes38>/div>/span> /div> /div> div classcol-xs-12 div-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-share-alt-square>/i> SHARE/span> div idshare> a classjoke_tf_share hrefjavascript: void(0) onclickpopup(https://www.facebook.com/dialog/share?app_id494489104831604&displaypopup&e2e%7B%7D&hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/15616&localeen_US&mobile_iframefalse&nexthttps%3A%2F%2Fstaticxx.facebook.com%2Fconnect%2Fxd_arbiter%2Fr%2F0F7S7QWJ0Ac.js%3Fversion%3D42%23cb%3Df1d196e86220c84%26domain%3Dfart.com%26origin%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Ffart.com%252Ff5499e4994606a%26relation%3Dopener%26frame%3Df73d6929831362%26result%3D%2522xxRESULTTOKENxx%2522&sdkjoey) titleShare on Facebook>i classfa fa-facebook-square>/i>/a> a classjoke_tf_share hrefjavascript: void(0) onclickpopup(https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?urlhttps://fart.com/joke/15616&textPanda at Panda Express&hashtagsjokeoftheday,jokes,joke,funnyandridiculousthings&viaFartcom1) titleShare on Twitter>i classfa fa-twitter-square>/i>/a> a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/15616#share classhidden-print joke_tf_share titleMore Sharing Options>i classfa fa-share-alt>/i>/a> a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/15616#comments classhidden-print joke_tf_share titlecomments>i classfa fa-comments>/i>/a> /div> /div> /div> div classpanel-footer text-center> figure itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/ImageObject classfigure> img src/img/joke/rectangle/joke-15616-fartdotcom-1024x576.jpg loadinglazy classimg-responsive figure-img img-fluid rounded altPanda at Panda Express Joke Meme.> figcaption classfigure-caption>Panda at Panda Express Meme./figcaption> /figure> /div> /div> div classpanel panel-default panel_mobile itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/Question> div classpanel-heading panel_heading_mobile> h3 classpanel-title teal lead inline itempropname>Eggs In A Carton Joke/h3> /div> div classpanel-body panel_mobile_body lead> div itemproptext> blockquote classorange_dk_blockquote>a hrefhttps://fart.com/joke/15615/what-did-the-good-egg-say-to-the-bad-egg itempropurl>p>What did the good egg say to the bad egg?/p>/a>/blockquote> /div> div classvisible-print print_answer> form> div classform-group> textarea classform-control rows3>/textarea> /div> /form> /div> div classcollapse idcollapse15615> div classmaf_bot_10>/div> div itempropsuggestedAnswer acceptedAnswer itemscope itemtypehttps://schema.org/Answer> div itemproptext> blockquote classdark_purple_blockquote>p>Last one out of the carton is a rotten egg!/p>/blockquote> /div> /div> /div> a classbtn btn-joke btn-lg collapsed lead hidden-print data-togglecollapse href#collapse15615> !--You can put any valid html inside these!--> span classif-collapsed answer>Show Punchline i classfa fa-caret-down padding_left>/i>/span> span classif-not-collapsed>Hide Punchline i classfa fa-caret-up padding_left>/i>/span> /a> div classdiv-spacer>/div> div classcol-xs-12 col-sm-6 hidden-print> span classh3 category-title teal>i classfa fa-check-circle>/i> VOTE/span> div classthumbs btn hidden-print> form methodPOST actionhttps://fart.com/up/15615 accept-charsetUTF-8 data-remotedata-remote classinline>input name_method typehidden valuePATCH>input name_token typehidden valuedamf2DV7Vgkb73ohQKAeQ4BL7uFA6OiKnPaDPJuV>input hiddenhidden namerating typetext value-18>button typesubmit titleI like it! 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